English Teacher: Alright, i want you guys to write a story on your idol.

Me: Idol ? make it Idols. Janoskians.

English Teacher: *reads my paper* No, it has to be on someone real.

Me: I know you think they're not real because they're perfection but they actually are.

English Teacher: ...

Me: I know, I'm shocked to that five people as amazing them walk on this earth.

English Teacher: ...

Me: Haters gonna Hate, Tomatoes gonna tomate, Potatoes gonna potate, dogs gonna bark.

English Teacher: .....

English Teacher: i actually thought they weren't real because who dry humps someone on a train? Or drinks that much milk. Sounds idiotic to me.

Me: ....

Teacher: Also they have the weirdest of Names.. Whos Jye & bow ?

Me : YOLO *throws desk* YOURE A DIRTY PIG!!

Me: TO ZE SLAUGHTER CHAIR!